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People hate the truth. Luckily, the Truth doesn`t give a $#!t.
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
I am tired of men complaining about women complaining about men complaining about women
Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac Man, for 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died!
Breaking News: I took a bath today
If you had to choose between your girlfriend or GTA 5 which character would you play as first?
It`s been scientifically proven that originally there were only five fruit cakes ever made!
If by "help decorate the tree" you mean drinking beer on the couch yelling out everything you`re doing wrong, then yeah, count me in.
Sometimes at the gym I`ll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I`ll get my shorts on.
Condoms prevent minivans.
May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard.
You might think you`re smart until you try using someone else`s microwave.
Don`t hate me because I`m beautiful. Hate me because your man thinks I am.
is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf´s a minute
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