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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
This salad is delicious, probably because it`s a donut.
People are always much more interesting before you get to know them.
I had hopes and dreams. Now I have vodka and Facebook.
Save electricity! Would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?
Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in
Its ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom... until they are flashing behind your back.
I`m sexy and I know it really is....... your slutty and you blow it.
This woman just flipped me off and I couldn`t agree more.
The grass is always greener where the bodies are buried.
Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people.
You may think I`m a loser, but to my goldfish, I`m the god of flakes.
The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.
The world would be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes...
I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still cut the cheese.