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DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
I`ve never been as disappointed as my dog just was when she realized the food I dropped was a carrot.
I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.
169 is still a sex position, but with a creepy guy watching.
Just remember, If we get caught you`re deaf and I don`t speak English.
pudding... thats always a funny word
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
You know the road is in bad shape when you drive to the grocery store and your fitbit registers 1,000 steps.
If you`re going to have opinions on my life, then I am assuming you will be paying some of the bills.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.
This Tequila tastes like an afternoon of fun and bad decisions.
Why is it never opportunity that`s knocking? Instead, it`s usually cops with a warrant...
If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located
I went by the Gym today. Its the third time this week............. One of these day`s I might actually go in.
Some people live life in the fast lane. You’re in oncoming traffic.