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Laugh now, but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world
People always get so excited about the next generation iPhone but no one has caught up with the awesome technology that`s called a Turn Signal.
The olympics is the only time when you hear "Great execution by North Korea" and it seems okay.
If she can cook like her mother and drink like her father, she`s a keeper.
i love you with all my butt. i would say heart but my butt is bigger :)
If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
has often thought that what doesn’t kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
How many V and M can see
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A group of toddlers is called a migraine
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched....well, at least that`s what the restraining order says.
I`d take a stupid dog over a stupid person any day.
Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
Who says I can`t relate to today`s youth? I overheard a teenager saying he loved "riding on E" and I was like "I totally get it, gas is so damn expensive".
Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she’ll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you.
It`s only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" become a hit reality show.