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Was the little pig who decided to built his house out of straw some sort of f***ing idiot?
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you’ll get what you want.
Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just got kicked out of the Zoo! How was I supposed to know that real hippos don`t actually eat marbles?
Yesterday was international ninja day and I didn`t even know. Well played ninja day, well played.
Cops don’t like it when they tell you to put your hands up in the air...then you wave them like you just don’t care.
I`m a beer enthusiast. The more beer I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
watching porn is like finding happiness in other enjoyment.....
Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
My Ex texted me."please delete my number."I replied,"Who`s this??"
I`m tough and can take whatever life throws at me ... Especially if its dipped in chocolate first.
I wish that we lived in a world where a chicken could cross the road without getting its motives questioned.
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
is procastinating now. Don´t see why I should put it off.
Don`t worry, kids. Being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.