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"Fidget Spinners are so dumb pointless." -The generation that purchased over 5 million Pet Rocks.
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
When a bird bangs into your window, do you wonder if God is playing angry birds
I never meant to be so cold, I never meant to be so cold. - Mother nature
I`m not as smart as I used to be but then again you can`t stay a teenager all of your life.
When you have a lot, you have hair. When you only have a few, you have hairs.
If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm.
Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things.
Someone just told me to "Have a good morning". What about the rest of my day mother f*cker?
You`ve got to love yourself ... Just not in public places
Neighbors just kicked me out of their shower and called the cops. Some of these pokemon go instructions are confusing. A lot of grey area...
People who live in bouncy castles shouldn’t throw darts.
Plug your headphones into a banana. Everyone will leave you alone twice as much.
I`m not opposed to manscaping, but I don`t see the point of cutting the grass until somebody takes interest in the property.
Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.