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I think the next Star Wars movie should go Country! I would be excited to see Garth Vader.........
I wish I could afford to be as weird as I wanna be.
I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet.
Sometimes I get nervous I haven`t done anything with my life. But then something good comes on TV, and I`m OK.
Based on how many times I`ve dropped my phone, I`m gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.
It`s a shame that stupidity can`t be converted into a usable energy source.
I was struggling,trying to figure out how lightning works .....then it struck me!
Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race.
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
times new roman walks into a bar. "sorry, we don`t serve your type."
Why get married when you can just drive into oncoming traffic?
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I`m very disappointed with all of you.
Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of control.
A morning text from me doesn`t mean "good morning". It means "I`m having very dirty thoughts about you right now".
Whenever I receive a text saying bahaha, I like to believe you are a sheep on drugs.