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Oh no! I have to enter my date of birth to view this explicit content! Damn this internet security!
I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
Back in my day, we didn’t have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums.
I slept with my best friend’s wife last night and now I feel terrible. …. ….. She must have given me a cold or something.
I should probably be in a relationship just for the supervision.
Dear Equifax hackers, Please delete my student loan balance, my medical bills and change my credit score to 850. Thanks.
A coworker wouldn`t stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes.
Remember the good ole days when we had to get out of bed to use the Internet.
One great thing about life before the internet was if you met someone, you didn`t then have to know them the rest of your life.
My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on.
I`m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand
Sometimes I wish I was a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.
You`re one of a kind! Thank goodness...
How can you tell if someone went to the gym? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.