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Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks.
I`m glad it`s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
Reverse Psychology: DO not STALK MY FB PAGE. YOU ARE not OBSESSED WITH ME...
I can`t believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like "Push It" and "Me So Horny"?
No matter how loud you crank the bass, it`s still a minivan.
Maybe Mondays are not that bad. Maybe its your job that sucks balls.
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
If you don`t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn`t get your money`s worth.
I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave.
Lower your expectations and I will totally amaze you.
Cheers to alcohol! The cause of, and solution, to all of life’s problems!
Yesterday I fell off a 50 foot ladder. It`s probably a good thing I was on the bottom step...
We`ll be friends `til we`re old and senile ... Then we`ll be new friends.
I don`t need WebMD to tell me what`s wrong with me, I have my mother.