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Somehow I thought growing up would involve more than staring at my phone
If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
Why don`t we ever hear anyone bragging about their Allstate safe driving bonus checks?
Sometimes, I like to stalk random strangers vacation pic`s, and tag myself as one of the people in the background just for laughs.
Now what`s funny is "Si" from Duck Dynasty
I’ve never considered myself much of a conspiracy theorist. Then I discovered the letters in Frito Lay could be rearranged to spell Oily Fart- Coincidence?… I think not!!!
I remember 2011 like it was yesterday. ;)
She likes to call it a conversation, but mostly she`s gathering evidence.
I guess I`m somewhat of a big deal, I tell people about my accomplishments and they say "big Deal
Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, poverty can’t buy you anything.
I WON THE LOTTERY, SCREW YOU ALL! ... Sorry, just practicing
That sound the Ketch-up make when you squeeze out the last drop, NEVER fails in making people laugh
MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! I have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on!
What`s Forrest Gump`s password? 1forest1
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.