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My doctor said he`s been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
It`s not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.
It`s amazing how many people are diagnosed with a disease as soon as there`s a pill available for it.
Timehop... reminding us that the stupid people we know today were just as stupid 5 years ago.
Single ? I`m not single, I`m in a long standin relationship with fun and freedom ! ;)
Every time I go into my boss` office she tells me "take a seat". I have 14 now.
One thing horror movies have helped me realize is that as a parent, you definitely want to avoid having demonic children
Do people with cats not know about dogs?
The only charities I`ve donated money too recently are covered in glitter and dance to bad music.
If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it`s an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island.
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
Fun Fact about me: The drunker I get, the more karate I know.
I never finish anyth...............