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Kicking a man while he’s down burns 150 calories.
Holidays, hotels and women. Three things that always look better online than in real life.
Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents.
Chess says everything about men and women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
"Everything else tastes like us. Why do we need to die?" -chickens
You can tell a man`s age by how close their socks are to their knees.
This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone`s head.
Golf ball sized hail wouldn`t be as destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.
The only exercise I`ve done this month is running out of money
why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
Why Couldn`t Snoop Dogg & Dr.Dre Get On The Bus ... Because They Forgot 50 Cent
My GF`s anti aging cream went bad ... How does anti aging cream have an expiration date?!
Common Sense is so rare, it should be classified as a super power.
I don`t have a drinking problem........I just celebrate everything!!! Like the fact that I have pants on, I`ll be celebrating that tonight.
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.