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A wise man once said nothing.
I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything?
Marriage: It`s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can`t really touch anything.
Horoscope: Slightly fatter than you were yesterday
When will math grow up and start solving its own problems
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
I don`t think I can call myself an adult until I can accept the fact that "dry clean only" is not a dare.
My participation in this meeting will be based solely on the snacks they provide.
There`s no WE in pizza.
I just lost my mood ring, I don`t know how I feel about that.
I just want to alternate between napping and eating all day everyday while getting attention, so basically I just wish I were a dog.
My dog is eating. I`m sitting next to her, staring intently at her, making her obviously uncomfortable. Yeah, how`s THAT feel, mutt?