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Chuck-E-Cheese, because it`s never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling..
I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
It is kinda at the point where everything in my life is a movie reference
So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I`d say it`s been a success.
So many idiots, so few nuclear warheads....
Ever wanna tell someone to shut the f*ck up even when they are not speaking
I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I`m better than you, but I feel really bad about it.
WHEW! I just had a near-work experience.
I was called sexist today. So..i said i think ur mistaken...its pronounced sexy! LOL
According to Pinterest, I`m severely under-utilizing mason jars.
To all who called into work drunk today. Happy St Patrick`s Day.
If your girlfriends cat gets eaten by an angry pitbul terrier, gently singing "The circle of life" into her ear WILL NOT cheer her up.
Thinks that some of you make impulsive, poor thought out decisions. We should totally hang out more!!!
Me and my recliner...we go way back.
If the government shutdown effected alcohol or internet porn they`d have this sh!t fixed by tomorrow morning.