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So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
Pumpkin for sale. Slightly used
Sorry, I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandfather’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and yes, it was tragic.
What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problems. 99% demons.
If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes.
You never know what you have until..... you clean your room
Did you know, the designated driver is usually the guy having the most luck with the ladies.
I wonder if there are birds that prefer not to sing in the morning and that just roll around in their nests until noon.
Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
I read somewhere that we only use 10% of our brains. I wonder what the other half is for?
The relationship was going so well until I left my phone unlocked.
When ur mom Calls and u have a party at ur house you; shut up!! Answers phone you; hi mommy!
I drive safer when there`s food on my passenger seat than when there`s a person sitting there.
There are only 53 days until Christmas... just a heads-up in case you haven`t shopped for me yet.