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Christmas is just like any other day in the workplace, you work your butt off and the fat guy with a suit gets all the credit.
She might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty`s only a light switch away.
I just stepped on a cornfkake does that make me a cereal killer ?
What if dreams are just glimpses of alternate universes?
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Sometimes, I send game request just to piss people off :)
Damn, it`s like these people have never seen anyone bring a flask to the gym before.
Some people are just pure evil...I should know because I`m one of them.
"Please take a seat" was a bad introduction for a Kleptomaniacs` Anonymous meeting.
I wish people`s voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument.
Considering this is the land of the free, stuff is pretty damn expensive.
Anyone else pretend to work all day while thinking about big boobs instead?
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad.
So, All my exes live in Texas; Exactly, how does one go about scheduling a tornado ?
If only there was a way to voice a highly uneducated opinion to thousands of people on a regular basis