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Ok but how old is your child in minutes?
Note to self: It`s time to grow up, be responsible, and act like an adult. Self to Note: Shut the f*ck up.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
How do you know you`re old? ... Check your glove box for paper maps ...
If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.
Free will is good, but free pizza is better.
My brain is giving me the silent treatment
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Sorry I said "What is it?" when you showed me your baby.
I`m jealous of my parents, I`ll never have kids as cool as theirs.
I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.
There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
“Have you tried just eating a ton of pizza?”- me as a therapist
I`m awesome ... Don`t question it, just deal with it.
The only difference between McDonald`s and my work is McDonald`s has only got one clown running the show.