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The face jewelry is getting out of hand. I saw a guy today that looked like he had done a face plant in a tackle box.
I would like to wish all of the groundhogs a very safe and happy Groundhogs Day.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
In honor of St. Patrick`s Day, I`m going to create a hybrid of a four leaf clover and poison ivy and give myself a rash of good luck
I won`t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the people I can not change.
I would call my fashion style: “clothes that still fit.”
I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
So, if I lie to the government, it’s a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?
These people keep looking at me like I`m the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We must STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under!
I was chasing my dreams, but I tripped over reality and busted my head on the truth.
“My phone’s about to die.” is what I say 30 seconds into every phone call. Just in case!
My sister borrowed my favorite shirt without asking again, so I changed her Facebook profile picture to a positive Clearblue pregnancy test.
I’ve thought about running away as an adult way more than I did as a child.