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I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.
Grey Goose and Red Bull, because two sets of wings is better than one.
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
I believe in karma, which is why I`m such a d!ck to total strangers, just in case they deserve it.
I’m pretty sure putting time limits on when breakfast is served is unconstitutional.
The ultimate home security system is having crappy stuff.
The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
If you think your wife has a sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose pedals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes
If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don`t be open.
I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.
Depresso; the feeling you get when you`ve run out of coffee.
If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for “real life” they would offer a class called “working with a$$holes”
I had my Crayola guy re-run the numbers,,, and there`s only 36 shades of grey
My neighbor put the box his fridge came in on the curb for trash pickup. Guess who has a new fort!
A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."