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I hate it when a website greets me with a pop-up window. It just feels like you should say hi first, maybe buy me a drink.
I can`t believe it`s been a year since I didn`t become a better person....
To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me
To the woman that won the powerball ... "what`s up baby"
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
Make fun of George Bush all you want, but he would have found a way to bomb North Korea before they shut down Hollywood.
I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.
if you were 2 times as smart as you are now ... you would still be stupid
Tip for Sunday Church: Don`t forget to keep your phones on silent, especially if your ringtone is `I like big butts and I do not lie!`
If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning
Why be full of hate when you can be full of pizza?
what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion.
The wife has been missing a week now, police said to prepare for the worst, so I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
Facebook ~ redefining "friendship" one booby pic at a time. ;)