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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
Could you please put your screaming baby on vibrate.
Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
Whenever I lock a car up I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know that I mean business.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What`ve you got?
can say whatever the hell I want as my Facebook Status, and nobody will be offended as long as I smile at the end. Example: I hate everybody today :) - LOL
Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archaeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment.
You never hear skinny people saying, "I`m just small boned."
I don`t think boredom gets enough blame for the trouble it causes.
finally joined craigs list. who wants to see my junk?
It`s only a 4 way stop if each driver can read
Dear IRS…I would like an itemized receipt showing me exactly how every one of my tax dollars is being spent. Thanks.
Facebook, the lost and found for people. . .
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.