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Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
that awkard moment when someone`s laugh is actually funnier than the joke
I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn’t reach very far.
You’re going to make some cats very happy one day.
"Man, you know your bible verses forwards and backwards" - said no one ever
Want the truth? Just ask a kid.
Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don`t wanna have to explain why I`m in your `Random Party Pics 08` album at 4am.
I just want a reason to dramatically slide across the hood of a car.
Abbreviation is an unnecessarily long word.
Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn`t made plans, and wondering how you hurt your back.
Is anyone else`s alcohol tolerance too high for their paycheck?
Take me seriously at your own risk.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
Answering your cell when you don`t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.