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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed...
I may not be the smartest guy in the world, or the richest guy in the world, or the best-looking guy in the world, but,....Oh,hell. Now I`m depressed.
If you workout and don`t post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
Best grilled cheese ever!! All I did was add a hamburger patty.
I have tons of friends! Well i only have one... but she ways a ton!
my entire life is a "had to be there" moment
I thought there was a spider on the rug, but it was just some yarn. It’s dead yarn now, though.
Remember, time is more powerful than You!!! One tree makes a million matchsticks......But when the time comes........Only 1 match stick is needed to burn a million trees......
Based on the number of smoke breaks they take, I’m pretty sure the only reason my co-workers have a job is to pay for their cigarettes.
When someone says "Happy New Years" I wonder, how many years are they talking about?
I`m glad the Eclipse is over so I can go back to staring directly into the sun.
I`m not the kind of guy to distance himself from anything... Far from it.
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