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I wear a cape when I`m driving so if I get pulled over the cop will think I`m going somewhere to fight crime.
I bet my road rage would be taken more seriously if I spoke German
For all those girls that say `all guys are the same` ... Who told you to try them all? Hoe.
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
Today, A 12 year-old came up to me and said "May I please have a cigarette?". I can`t believe kids this age are already so polite.
Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
Who cares how I got inside your house. What matters is that we`re together now.
When a couple asks me for directions,I know that the wife is forcing the guy to ask.That`s why I give them wrong ones to teach her a lesson.
Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They`re probably the reason.
about love
I know I`m an adult now, but I still hold out hope that money will fall out of every card I get.
In terms of procrastination, I`ve had a very productive day.
Facebook, the lost and found for people. . .
There are some people in this world who make you totally understand Hannibal Lecter.
Whoever named anteaters, solid effort right there.