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People will do odd things to get even.
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I just burned 1200 calories ... I forgot the pizza in the oven again.
Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,...Why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?
Texting typos can change your life. "Having a great time wish you were her"
You can tell yourself that Sesame Street is educational but Cookie Monster has lived there for like 40 years and still can’t conjugate verbs.
My boss is having a colonoscopy today. I sure hope they find his head.
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
I always tell the person at the drive-thru that they are so much prettier than I pictured them when I was ordering.
Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?
Lately, my furnace has run so much I nicknamed it "Forest".
May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard.
There`s only one kind of exercise I know and its the beer run.
I woke up early this morning with the strange desire to get up and exercise. Fortunately I rolled over and closed my eyes really tight and the feeling went away.
9 of 10 voices in my head telI me I `m crazy. One hums ...