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Say what you want about Kim and Kanye naming their daughter North West. That kid is headed straight to the top. And slightly to the left.
Pizza is my favorite winter activity
Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. ...We launch a bird into pigs!
Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.
Do you guys know there are "actual" people out there that don`t have a Facebook account? What the hell do they do all day?
I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
Look in the mirror and tell me that God does not have a sense of humor.
shoutout to people who have money but still order off the dollar menu
Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?
When everything is coming your way ... You`re in the wrong lane.
I´m not cheap, but I am on special this weekend. ;)
A bachelor party seems more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
Be nice to your kids. They get to choose your nursing home.
If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up.
Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don`t have to see, touch, or smell them.