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I`m one more bottle of wine away from starting a blog.
I want to give up coffee, but I`d hate to do that to my coworkers.
So, if I lie to the government, it’s a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But add me on Facebook and I`ll stalk you (maybe)
When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you’re a terrible person and had it coming.
Dear Toilet Paper Makers, We`ve all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the center softer. Thank you...
Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun. Jill, the dill, Forgot her pill, And now they have a son.
You know the best side effect of losing weight? Supersonic hearing. I can hear the crinkle of a candy wrapper or bag of chips through walls.
Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won`t send my dog to obedience school
Language is cool because it`s just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos.
My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It`s called lunch.
A 4-way stop is an IQ test you take in public.
I put the PRO in inappropriate!
If our phones were really smart, they would tell us to get off of Facebook and do something meaningful or constructive with our lives.