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I think it`s safe to say that my 2 year old is definitely more excited to see the fire truck next door than my neighbor.
I`m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all.
Just think about all the stuff you aren`t thinking about.
The recipe said "prick with a fork,",,,, but enough about me.
My fortune cookie read "End of roll. Replace"
Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?
if you were 2 times as smart as you are now ... you would still be stupid
No, I don`t have tourette syndrome..I was just telling you what I think of you.
"I can`t believe it`s not clutter." ~ A recovering hoarder
Everyone, please... a moment of silence for all my married friends who have a shared Facebook account.
A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
You know it`s been a good night when you wake up and see bite marks on the walls...
"I" before "E" except after "Old MacDonald had a farm"
FYI: Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long, if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.
What doesn`t kill you, will hopefully try again