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When I was young I dreamed of saving the world, now I just dream of making through each month.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
I look forward to paying off all my debt and finally getting back to just being broke.
My identity was stolen. I hope they do a better job with my life than I did!
I was bored of doing the same thing day in and day out,so I phoned the "Local Ramblers Club"....but the guy on the other end of the phone just went on and on and on!
We spend so much money on buying different clothes... without realizing the best moments are spent without clothes
How many V and M can see
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Haiku`s confuse me / Too often they make no sense / Hand me the pliers
Nice try, St. Patrick`s Day, but I don`t need a reason to drink.
I`m not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the Taco Bell employee isn`t looking,, I can turn water into Sprite.
I`m starting to doubt that all of the people in this singing group are called Carol.
Ahhh..Sunday..the biggest decision of the day...to bathe or not to bathe.
Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America!
Wow....turns out I`m NOT a Ninja. That really hurt.
My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says "declined" whenever you use it.