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Definition: Brain - Your body`s hardest working organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you...fall in love.
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
Basically the way it works is I tell myself I`m not going to eat too much and then I eat too much.
Everything in earthquake-prone areas should be built on top of a giant Tempurpedic mattress.
Wine with crackers and cheese is basically just the classy version of beer and nachos.
If there`s one thing in this world that everyone can agree on it`s... "Goonies never say die!"
This silly farmers market doesn`t have any locally grown pizza.
Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as the Kraft Singles?
If Facebook isn’t a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it.
They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a sexy beast.
Please don`t come to my garage sale if you`ve ever let me borrow something.
My friend won a trip to China. He´s out there now... trying to win a trip back.
In your face with a can of mace, make you cry all over the place!!
drinks well with others.
My dog is eating. I`m sitting next to her, staring intently at her, making her obviously uncomfortable. Yeah, how`s THAT feel, mutt?