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I don’t have a problem with caffeine.I have a problem without caffeine.
Never do I feel as lazy and rude as when someone else in the room is vacuuming.
"Fidget Spinners are so dumb pointless." -The generation that purchased over 5 million Pet Rocks.
Amazon’s recommendations are like that friend who heard you say “ninja” once and then got you ninja stuff for your birthday every year for twenty years
you know....I wasn`t planning on going for a run today....but those cops came out of nowhere
You know your phone can take pictures of other people too right? Just checking.
A broken clock is right twice a day. I guess what I am saying is, that a broken clock is right more than you.
I have a life, I have the best life in the world. Oh wait sitting around watching Netflix and eating pizza rolls isn`t a life. I guess i was wrong then. :( bummer
Love is like a rubber band, we keep pulling, someone let’s it go, and it hurts the one who held on.
As funny as it might be, It`s never polite to yell "Tuba Lesson!" Before farting.
loves poetry, long walks and poking dead things with a stick.
I work so hard for my gta V character to have a better life
To all who called into work drunk today. Happy St Patrick`s Day.
Here’s a joke for all you mind readers out there…
It`s all rainbows and sunshine until he breaks your heart, then it`s voodoo dolls and arson reports.