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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
I`ve been told my posts are too depressing but what does it matter. We`ll all be dead soon anyway.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
Does anyone have the recipe for ice cubes? Asking for a friend.
I do not fail, I succeed at things that do not work.
I`ve been taking viagara for my sunburn........ It doesn`t cure it...... but it does keep the sheets off my legs at night.
Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days..
Goodnight, good people - and nite nite to the naughty ones too!
My new year`s resolution is that donuts have no calories.
Maybe the government just needs to control/alt/delete and then restart in safe mode.
My life is loosely based on a true story.
"Woo, I`m on a roll today, baby!" -butter
I`m so lonely that my cat owns a cat.
Note to self: you never read these notes so stop writing them.
I didn`t see anyone important today, so I`ll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow.