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WARNING:: going to bed on Sunday will cause Monday.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
is easily distracted by shiny objects.
I think I’m allergic to mornings.
A touching letter by a little girl to Santa on Christmas: Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies in daddy`s laptop
I like to start my morning off with a good nap.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women hahaha
I know I should lift weights, but those things are heavy!!
It`s only October 3rd and I`ve already beaten the sh!t out of two motion activated skeletons at store entrances.
This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone`s head.
Our neighbor said he wouldn`t mind me stealing their newspaper if I would at least put a robe on first.
I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one.
A day without sunshine is like, you know... night
Tieam... problem solved
I like to finish other people`s sentences because my version is better.