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"You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry" - me practicing for a successful relationship.
"I guess you`re right." - No one on the internet ever
If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
I can`t find my happy place this morning, mind if I goto yours
never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes
Save the US Postal Service. Have the Jehovah Witness and Mormons deliver the mail.
You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before.
Where did all the people walking around with boomboxes in the 80s go? I`m concerned
How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
Why hasn`t anyone written a sequal song to "Jessie`s Girl" ... Where he discovers what an incredible high maintenance drag she is?
I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
My therapist told me I`m nuts. I said "I wanted a second opinion." She said "Well ok, you`re ugly too."
Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you`re getting ready to take hostages.
Just realized the irony of putting Bacon on my VeggieBurger..........
You get wasted, swear to much, and your morals are questionable. You`re everything I`m looking for in a friend.