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The larger the implants, the more likely she’ll be confused by a push/pull door.
No matter how busy a guy is, he can always take out a moment from his busy life to just stop and stare at a beautiful girl.
I’ve watched “Aladdin” like 25 times with my kids, so I know quite a bit about politics in the Middle East.
I feel like water solves all problems. Wanna lose weight? drink water .. clear face ? Drink water.. Tired of your better half? Drown them
Double Stuff Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
Playing dead on the couch all day in case a bear attacks. That`s not lazy, that`s proactive.
"Rise and shine” is probably the most depressing thing a shoeshiner hears in the morning.
hate it when someone says they are miserable when their profile picture says otherwise.
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
I haven`t been this disappointed since I first saw a real hedgehog and it wasn`t blue.
I swear I saw a guy earlier today that had no chin and all I could think about was, how does he put on pillow cases?
I took a nude photo of myself ... With the light off ... You`re welcome.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.
My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out