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This is my Facebook status. There are many like it but this one is mine.
I checked my calendar, and I won`t give a f*ck tomorrow either.
Don’t ask me again” is my favorite computer button that I wish was also a real life button.
Since you no longer have a calendar I`d like to notify all the Mayans that it has been one year since the end of the world.
People must stop questioning my sanity, it wont answer them.
lord, we beg you for tupac, and in return you can have justin bieber
"My name will live forever!" - Anonymous.
I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they`re and their. From now on I`m going to point it out, weather they like it or not.
Happy 4/21! National work drug testing day!
I`m one of the nicest a$$holes you could ever hope to meet.
Life is to short ... to waste time matching socks.
A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women`s facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren`t looking at her face.
If I were the guy who made the Where`s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn`t there
Tell a therapist, Not Facebook.
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)