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You wouldn`t believe all the cool stuff I find when I`m under my bed playing.
Ya Know?!?......The number of ways I could care less...... is astounding!
I wonder if more children were conceived because of alcohol or more alcohol was consumed because of children.
If you don`t have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you
Let`s all play a game: For every political post, you must post 5 non political posts. #makefacebookhappyagain
There`s a word for people like you ... "leave"
It’s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that crap and move on.
My wife says I`m a clueless idiot ... I didn`t even know I had a wife.
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
Maybe this comment wont be important for you guys here. Some of you will ignore it, most of yall wont bother to read and it`ll go unnoticed along with some others. maybe I`ll be criticized for this but I just want to let yall know I`m selling potatoes
Thats it! I want to be re-inserted and I don`t want to remember a darn thing!
What`s Forrest Gump`s password? 1forest1
Due to no supervision and sheer lack of self control; I sincerely with GREAT guilt! Here now inform you. I ate your banana split
These are not pizza stains on my shirt they are pizza memories, wonderful wonderful memories.