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What number SPF blocks people?
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the truth" ... I choose dare, your honor
I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not?
Me: Mom…Dad. I’ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: Ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside.
I don`t know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.
I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it`s slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever.
I`m leaving my body to science because even scientists need a good laugh now and then.
The Australian kiss is just like the French kiss but down under.
My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities. I said, “That’s great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity.”
No, I don`t have tourette syndrome..I was just telling you what I think of you.
Apparently you can not demand to be strip searched.
I will kill you with kindness even if I have to beat the sh!t out of you.
Be nice to me ... I may be hot one day.
doesn`t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it.
Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?