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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
It’s silly how we spend money on clothes when naked is free.
Me: You`ve dimmed the lights already, aren`t we forward? * smiles suggestively * Optometrist: Just read the letters on the screen.
Roughly 82% of my day is trying to decide what my next meal will be
Plastic Surgery is Photoshop for people who go outside.
My therapist says I have imposter syndrome. But come on, I`m not good enough to have something fancy like that.
FUN FACT: I can fit 17 Pringles in my mouth. SAD FACT: I tried to figure out how many Pringles I could fit in my mouth.
We need to DETACH from all this technology and live life in the moment. Sent from my iPhone
Don`t you just a hate it when you stumble into bed drunk only to be nagged by someone screaming "Get out" or "You live next door!"
Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
I`m starting to doubt that all of the people in this singing group are called Carol.
Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don’t want her to meet her competition right away.
It`s no fun having nothing to do, fun is having a lot to do and doing nothing.
I try not to brag but I`m really quite good at Yoga. I`m not flexible or anything but I am a master of that "Empty Your Mind" part