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I pack an hour before leaving for a trip but unpacks 3 months after coming home
Son to mom: why should I sweep the floor? Mom to son: do you want to be an Olympic Curl champion?
If I told you I loved you, would you believe me or just stand there freaking out about me being in your closet?
List of the most populated places in the world - 1. China 2. India 3. Friend Zone 4. United States 5. Indonesia
I believe in love at first episode.
You are here: X
A touching letter by a little girl to Santa on Christmas: Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies in daddy`s laptop
I need to learn the rules to make sure I don`t accidently follow them
Spring cleaning: The term that gives us an excuse to only clean once a year.
Hooters does have hot girls, but the Subway girls are the real wife material.
Remember, I`m always here if you need shoulders for your ankles to lie on.
Just think how cold and snowy it would be WITHOUT global warming!
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they`re going to be when you kill them.
I found a penny today that reminded me of you. Totally worthless and always in a stranger`s pants.
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?