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That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there.
Dear therapist, I might actually come see you if your job title didn`t spell out “the rapist” Sincerely, not lying down.
Checking the time on your phone twice because you were`nt paying attention the first time
AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
Mothers never really understand the irony of calling their children "come here you son of a bitch"
I`m always on the verge of running three miles, or drinking a bottle of Vodka
All I`m saying is, you`ve never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
i like cake. and thats all for today goodbye :)
You ever wonder why wearing no underwear is called “going commando”? It seems to me it wouldn’t be useful in a combat situation.
If you start smacking people with your wife`s purse she won`t ask you to hold it for her anymore
My girlfriend is gorgeous, selfless, graceful, highly intelligent and looking over my shoulder as I type.
love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.
Facebook reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, `Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?`
Tell a therapist, Not Facebook.