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Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become? Or is that just me?
We live in a society that`s the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones.
Please don’t take anything I say personal or too seriously. I’m just an idiot with internet access.
Studies confirm that smoking withdrawal (for me) can be fatal (for you).
Right before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.
People say that 60 is the new 40. The cop who pulled me over didn`t agree.
Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.
Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
People says nothing is imposible.. But i do nothing everyday!!
There is no vulnerable feeling like when you are about to sneeze ... with a mouthful of rice.
Does running out of money count as exercise?
A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women`s facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren`t looking at her face.
The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me.