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wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don`t solve riddles that open portals to Hell.
I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
In-laws the reason why I`d never get married..
Flies are everywhere, unfortunately the second I grab the fly swatter, they turn into ninjas.
Excuse me but which level of Hell is this?
The Zoo is a safe place to fart.
I want to grow my own food but I can`t find any bacon seeds.
I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.
When people have cars as their profile picture I automatically presume they are a transformer.
Remember when the scariest thing we had to deal with was computers forgetting what year it was
I`m giving up procrastination for Lent ... starting tomorrow.
If you could see what goes on inside my head, you would have nightmares for weeks!
I used to like my neighbors until they changed the password to their wi-fi :)
You`re more inbred than sandwhich filler.
Laughter is the best medicine, but if you are laughing for no reason, you might need medicine.