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If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
Of course you don’t think you’re ignorant! That’s the definition of ignorance!
Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
Of course I plan to seize the day ... Eventually.
No one`s lazier than the guy who came up with the name for Juicy Juice.
I love talking about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.
Who picks up a seeing eye dogs poop?
I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.
The best thing about smartphones is that you don`t have to refold maps anymore.
Apparently it`s ok to leash your dog to a bike rack, but it`s illegal to leash your kid to one. Parenting is hard...
Before you have any hope for the future of humanity, come and look at how this guy parked.
I`m the perfect man if you don`t factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being.
I always drink responsibility I make sure that someone is responsible for buying me drinks.
Can I get likes for no reason?