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I love a good nap. Sometimes it`s the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
The part of "no" that I don´t understand is the part where I don´t get what I want
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it`s wide use three fingers, make sure it`s wet and rub up and down. Yep that`s how you wash a cup.
Good morning to some...Hello to others...And f*uck you to the rest!!
My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
Does this couch I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?
When life gives you lemons... all you need is tequila (and salt).
A real ice cream truck would have melted by now.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
Putting your finger on someone`s lips and saying "Shhhh... Not another word" is super-romantic. But the cops didn`t think so.
If i had a dollar for everytime i was thinking about you, i would start thinking about you.
I had a bit of a lazy day sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss was furious.
If it`s alcoholic anonymous. Why do the members stand up an in-troduce them selves?
"I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life.
One problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn`t Nintendo.