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A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
Halloween always exposes my weakness for Milk Duds, I am powerless. Tomorrow I will attend MDA, Milk Duds Anonymous
I believe in love at first episode.
If you speak too slowly, I will complete all your sentences in my mind in ways that makes your story much more interesting
Happy Wednesday 2014 Everyone!
whenever i`m bored I just expect at any moment for the Koolaid man to break through my wall and take me on a deliciously refreshing adventure!
What about a To-Don`t List?
Tenderizing the meat sounds a lot sexier than it is
Getting stuff out of my refrigerator is like playing Jenga.
My mom just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren`t drying i swear to God..
My fridge is so full of beer ... I`m going to have to drink my way back to the food or starve.
I don’t care how loud I’m laughing, I’m having fun and you’re not.
I hate when I explain how awesome I am to someone and they pretend to not be impressed.
Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed
I`m not saying my ex wasn`t pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture.