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Women need a tattoo that somehow signals their menstrual cycle ... * A Cramp Stamp
Shouldn`t there have been at least one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
If you think you hate me now, wait till I start answering your rhetorical questions.
I order all my food with extra gluten.
If women really knew what men think, there would be restraining orders on all men.
Do these `Skinny Jeans` make my blood circulation look more than purple or less than purple?
Don`t believe everything you think.
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
My dad always used to say, "The sky`s the limit!" Which is probably why he got fired from his job at NASA.
My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.
I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.
Here`s hoping the wind at your back doesn`t come from the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch. Happy St. Patrick`s Day!
I`m not saying you`re stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.
I say No to drugs but they... won`t listen.