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Whatever I did to make you hate me, I’d like to know. I have other people I can use that on.
why does that idiot Charlie Sheen keep winning, and a good person like me keeps losing?
superbowl: the only time I actually look forward to watching commericals.
Alex, I`ll take WTF for a $1000
I`m starting to get that "f*ck it" attitude about everything..
I scratch my a$$ way to much to chew my fingernails...
It is a sad day when you go to all the trouble of getting a Frontal Lobotomy and no one notices.....................
A group of toddlers is called a migraine
Please no one tell me what happens on the NFL today; I`m still on Season 8.
Nascar would be so more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
I don`t know about you....but I have thought about running away from home way more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.
?”Nobody listens to me….” – Yellow traffic light
If steroids are illegal for athletes shouldn`t photoshop be illegal for models?
This is not the status message you are looking for .... Move along
I bet if you asked a one-eyed person, they`d tell you it really WAS all fun and games up until that point.