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Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs.
Shout out to the new couples still holding in farts..
Tomorrow is International "Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull" Day. Get involved. Don`t question it.
I think I need to return my GPS...no matter what it can`t help me find easy street
Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
Things that schools worry about Drugs 1% Graduating 1% drop outs 1% the inportance of using a number 2 pencil on standardized tests 97%
I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet.
My parents say its their house, but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
Who`s this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
If every porkshop was perfect, we wouldn`t have hot dogs.
If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is.
Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: `last warning, you have a week to get the money together.`
This status update contains many of the same words that appear on Pulitzer Prize winning novels.
Why is it when I flush the toilet in the middle of the night, I have a feeling I woke up the entire neighbourhood?
My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.