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Of course it`s you. If it was me I wouldn`t even bring it up.
I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy sh!t.
The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
Why do people who insult themselves get mad when you agree with them?
Sometimes after a nap, I like to take another nap.
My car broke down outside a massage parlor on today ... And again tomorrow.
The next person I hear say “I love fall” is getting choked out with a scarf soaked in pumpkin spice latte.
Ten seconds of drug commercials are spent telling you what the drug is for and the rest is spent basically daring you to take it.
More celebrities should donate blood. I mean, imagine having the blood of Will Smith running through your veins.
Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that`s not your Ferrari?
I inherited my dad`s sense of humor. He`s not funny either.
Coffee eyedrops! Another million dollar idea.
Would the 2 Sonic dudes just get it over with and kiss already
Requesting a table in the “Hot Waitress” section should be socially acceptable.
Thanks for posting pics of what you had for dinner, the suspense was f*cking killing me.