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I still miss my ex. But my aim is gettin` better.
Dumped my multiple personality girlfriend yesterday. She took it well, not so well, and she was really upset...
I prefer to use the bathroom naked w/ the door wide open. Sorry if this interferes with your idea of a "safe & fun work environment"
My coworker`s inspire me to drink on the job.
If you check Page 4, Paragraph 16, Subsection (d), right after the section on Video Game usage, but before the Book Report Procrastination provision and the No Face Piercings, Ever Amendment , you will that see that I am, in fact, and I quote: "the boss of you."
My husband told me that he would leave me if I didn`t give up all my bad habbits.....I nearly choked on my toe nail!
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
Sometimes I`ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I`ll be like, "oh no, that can`t be right."
On the Internet you can be anything you want ... It`s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
The only thing I ever throwback on Thursdays are drinks
I hate when I walk into the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.
If by angry birds you mean flipping off a$$holes while driving then yes I`m at the expert level of Angry Birds
As funny as it might be, It`s never polite to yell "Tuba Lesson!" Before farting.
ATTENTION: Upon further consideration, I am once again pushing back the debut of my summer beach bod. Thank you for your patience.
My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?