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You`re uglier than..... well, you`re the example.
Bad Morning: As I sit on the throne remembering I used all the toilet paper last night for Halloween pranks.
Just found out that Iām 53 Cheetos tall.
Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
When God closes a door, it usually has my fingers in it.
Why isn`t there a reality show called "Security Cams of Walmart?"
I`m awkward when people compliment me. "Nice hair" "Thanks, I grew it myself"
The worst about the weekend?? The ending part.
2011: Come at me bro! 1800`s: Advance towards me brethren!
Why don`t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.
Asian gangs, also known as study groups...
Ive been invited to farmville! Now what to wear...
For many people, "live and learn" is one task too many.
Why do they call it "Jew-ish"? Are they not Jew enough?