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Do you think they still give out chips in Gambler`s Anonymous?
Ask your doctor if walking blindly into traffic is right for you
I just got the results of my IQ test. It came back negative.
Given the places I`ve had my tongue, no we cannot "just be friends".
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Dear sneeze, If you`re gonna happen, happen. Don`t put a stupid look on my face and leave
So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke.
Police officer: Ma`am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I`m just as confused as you are.
Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me secrets???
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
I want to sleep tighter
I am NOT high maintenance, I simply have more preferences than most.
Young enough to know I can. Old enough to know I shouldn`t. Stupid enough to do it anyway.
I don`t fear death... It happens to everyone. I just hope when I am dead and buried, I don`t vote Democrat.