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As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
That awkward moment when your screen freezes on a really embarrassing website
My wife gives me the speaking treatment.
If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich?
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket”
Given the places I`ve had my tongue, no we cannot "just be friends".
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
I`d be vegetarian ... if bacon grew on trees.
I like to start my morning off with a good nap.
Somebody told me I need adult supervision. I was like "I Know!" It would be awesome to be able to see through walls and shoot lasers out my eyes.
Therapy has taught me that it is all your fault.
I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I`m confused about how many at night?
Do short people start their childhood stories with "when I was little", too?
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
awesome collection!